so my birthday is saturday (trying not to think how old i'll be...) and, as per standard behavior in the workplace, i have to bring goodies. i was going to go the easy route and get stuff at starbucks, like i did last year, but then i got the great idea to make blueberry scones. and so the adventure begins.

it first started with a trip to the grocery store after work. i needed a bunch of things to make the scones and picked up a rotisserie chicken for dinner (just sounded so good to go with ravioli). i questioned that the bagger put my 5lb. bag of flour on top of the chicken, but tied the bag tightly and figured it'd be too heavy to do much but maybe slide around--there's a reason i would've failed physics if not for the labs...
got home, opened the trunk and tada! my trunk has been marinated with chicken juice--as had the entire bag of flour. quickly open the bag and assess the damage. paper bag the flour is packaged in is completely damp but ok, still in one piece. gently lift it out and set it on the floor of the trunk. somehow a little hole opens on the top, probably from my finger. check the bag for any more damage and find an entire corner ripping open. shuffle things around and get the flour into a clean bag by itself.
once upstairs, i tear open the bag and scoop out as much as i possibly can. i probably lost at least a cup or so from avoiding flour right against the packaging (on the off chance it may somehow taste/smell like chicken) and any that may possibly have cross contaminated things from touching the floor of the trunk.

and i thought the pecan pies i made for my birthday two years ago was hell--turns out this task wasn't as easy as i thought it'd be. followed the directions to the letter and, well, frozen blueberries add a whole extra level of difficulty by adding even more moisture to the dough so it sticks to freakin' everything. supposed to cut the shaped dough into wedges and place them on the baking sheet separately--not happening... sooo now they take like double the time to cook completely through being one big circle of dough. burned my thumb on the oven rack. and i'm roasting in here and still have one more batch to make so i can make sure everybody can have a whole one if they want. *sigh*

after all that work and using a brand new recipe, i think they turned out perfectly. they taste great and are light and cakey (the perfect density because, after all, they are scones). and now i'm kinda nauseous from eating one of the casualties... XP